When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
when a fic says nc-17 but they aint even take their clothes off
The hills are alive with the sound of illegal fireworks
The Star Sprinkled Man With A Plan!
In which Steve makes himself a birthday cupcake each year but spends one of them with Bucky in which he sings a song that makes Steve cringe.
Happy 4th of July!
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
I Don’t Understand Young People And They Scare Me: I Just Want To Live In The Past Forever
Still wanna know what the deal with that gundam is
The Gundam isn’t what gets me. It’s why is it holding an American flag?
if you look carefully, the perspective is all fucked up from them shopping that in
THOUSANDS OF WOMEN are dying at an epidemic rate and some men are telling us this isn’t a BIG DEAL?
Basically, this statistic says it’s safer to fight in a war than be in a relationship.