Fuck the Patriarchy, Old Sport

theshimmydean:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

yeah sam we fuckin get it already

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

Jerseywolf (as Hannibal) : “You took too long…now your organ’s gone. Tha’s what happened.”

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

equinoxfolf:

sixpenceee:

So according to the story posted on reddit, the person who called this number experienced some very traumatizing things. Basically it’s a number that asks you if you would like to “remodel” and basically kills the person you choose to “remodel”. 
At the end the guy himself was scheduled for “remodeled” 
I thought it was some sort of stupid, urban legend someone made up to get attention but then I read through the comments, and the people who actually called the number faced the same thing. 


I’m going to remain skeptical and say it’s just a plumbing/electric company and people are just hyping it up. 
But I can’t know for sure. Nor do I have the guts to actually call the number.
Are you guys brave enough? 

Now i know what to give an asshole if they ask for my number

^THAT WAS THE MOST PERFECT RESPONSE TO MY POST.
R.I.P SIXPENCEEE BECAUSE I JUST DIED 
but in all seriousness, here are some testimonials thus far people have given me






If you call this number you will hear exactly as the story says, that’s a guarantee.
But like I said in the beginning of the post I’m pretty sure it’s just a set up, so don’t worry guys.
Never the less, this really scared me. 


DAMN for a joke, this guy put SO much effort into it. 10/10, best horror prank ever. 
Also I found out the original writer has a tumblr
Send him some love for this perfect creepiness. 

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

equinoxfolf:

sixpenceee:

So according to the story posted on reddit, the person who called this number experienced some very traumatizing things. Basically it’s a number that asks you if you would like to “remodel” and basically kills the person you choose to “remodel”. 

At the end the guy himself was scheduled for “remodeled” 

I thought it was some sort of stupid, urban legend someone made up to get attention but then I read through the comments, and the people who actually called the number faced the same thing. 

I’m going to remain skeptical and say it’s just a plumbing/electric company and people are just hyping it up. 

But I can’t know for sure. Nor do I have the guts to actually call the number.

Are you guys brave enough? 

Now i know what to give an asshole if they ask for my number

^THAT WAS THE MOST PERFECT RESPONSE TO MY POST.

R.I.P SIXPENCEEE BECAUSE I JUST DIED 

but in all seriousness, here are some testimonials thus far people have given me

If you call this number you will hear exactly as the story says, that’s a guarantee.

But like I said in the beginning of the post I’m pretty sure it’s just a set up, so don’t worry guys.

Never the less, this really scared me. 

DAMN for a joke, this guy put SO much effort into it. 10/10, best horror prank ever. 

Also I found out the original writer has a tumblr

Send him some love for this perfect creepiness. 

earths-angels:

I wish I was someone’s favorite person.

Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else, but just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.
The Winter of the Air  (via 3713)

hungarian:

you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died

apersnicketylemon:

So in case people are wondering in Canada poking holes in condoms or otherwise tampering with birth control has now been classified as sexual assault because it coerces the conditions by which consent is obtained.

A man in Nova Scotia poked holes in the condoms hoping to…